Toddler (C) is trying to pick a fight with Tween (J). I know you don't believe me because Toddler is such an angel-girl, so I will relate the conversation.
C has a bag of 100 ball pit balls, which J poured all over the living room and dining room at her request. Naturally this made me SO VERY happy, so I asked them to put the balls away. J tried to convince C to help him, but of course she loudly refused. Then C stole J's big bear, insisting that the bear is hers. A peaceable fellow, J capitulated on all points and began retrieving balls from under the dining room table.
C: Momma!! He won't fight with me!
C: HE won't! The boy!
Me (a tad confused): What boy?
C: THAT boy! That ugly boy in the dining room! That ugly boy won't fight with me!
Is "first obnoxious insult" something to celebrate?