Helping to read a recipe:
"Eleven twoths - or is that seconds? - teaspoons of baking powder..."
Fractions: check!
Saturday, October 18, 2014
Thinking Outside of the Box
We're having an interesting discussion about how Dum Dums lollipops get to the dollar store.
C: Momma, do babies come to the house in boxes, or does someone bring them to your house?
Me: Oh, dear.
C: Momma, do babies come to the house in boxes, or does someone bring them to your house?
Me: Oh, dear.
Monday, October 6, 2014
Old-Fashioned Footwear
We are somewhere in the middle of the story in the book of John where Jesus raised Lazarus from the dead.
C: Momma, what did Lazarus look like?
Me: Nobody knows. He probably looked like an ordinary guy.
C: Did he look like Daddy?
Me: Well, probably not. He probably had dark hair...
C: And a nice soft beard?
Me: Yes, a beard. And his skin was a little darker than Daddy's.
C: And he probably had socks on!
Me: Uh...yeah...uh...no...
C: Momma, what did Lazarus look like?
Me: Nobody knows. He probably looked like an ordinary guy.
C: Did he look like Daddy?
Me: Well, probably not. He probably had dark hair...
C: And a nice soft beard?
Me: Yes, a beard. And his skin was a little darker than Daddy's.
C: And he probably had socks on!
Me: Uh...yeah...uh...no...
Saturday, October 4, 2014
Not a Rose by Any Name
Me: I'm going to take a quick shower.
C (with nose plugged): I sure hope you don't stink any more when you come out!
Yeah. That's kinda the point, kid!
C (with nose plugged): I sure hope you don't stink any more when you come out!
Yeah. That's kinda the point, kid!
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