Sunday, February 26, 2012

No Macaroni!

Me: Would you like some more macaroni?

C: No! No, no, no! Leave me alone with that macaroni!

Me: Well, then, what would you like?

C: I want some pasta!!

Wednesday, February 22, 2012

Keyboarding Practice

C just dragged a step stool next to my table, climbed up on it, and began typing on my keyboard with her face.

Yes, that's what I said.

Here is a quote, in case you're interested:

;///.kl;p0op;lo;kl0popl.

Tuesday, February 21, 2012

Fun With Phrases

C and I have very different definitions for the phrase "walk on crutches."

I like to think of it as placing one crutch under each arm and using them to replace an injured leg in a typical left leg, right leg sequence.

She likes to throw them as far across the room as possible, dance over to them, and carefully place her feet on them as they lie on the floor. Then she walks, balance beam style, across them.

Her version often leaves me stranded on the other side of the room. I wonder if that's intentional.

Friday, February 17, 2012

Polka Party

LOL! She grabs a neon plastic Slinky, then hands me one. "Momma! Let's play the 'ccordion! Laaaaaa la la la laaaaaa..."