Monochromatic Rant

We have a small black wipe-off board that used to have three neon colored markers.  Only one marker is left, however.  C just finished giving me a lengthy rant about not being able to draw a rainbow with only a yellow marker (and it was so dramatic that I had to cover my face to keep from bursting with laughter).

Then I decided to open the new white board I just bought.  One guess what she drew.  In black and white.

What Was Going On?

C:  So Jesus is God, and God is Jesus.
Me:  Yes...it's hard to understand...but yeah.
C:  But God knows everything!
Me:  Yes, He knows everything!
C:  He even knows what happened in the nineties!!

Hmmmm...

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C:  And He knows ALL the math!!

Perks of Being Mom

C:  Momma, why can you eat in the living room?  No one else is allowed to eat in the living room!
J:  That's because if SHE spills something, SHE has to clean it up, whereas when WE spill something, SHE has to clean it up.
C:  Wow, Momma!  I'm glad I'm not you!!!

Lifting Weight

Me:  Let me carry that jug of milk for you.  It's nearly full and the lid may be loose.

C:  Wow!!!  You're OLD, but you can pick up heavy things!

Me (snortling):  I'm strong like that.

C:  But how can you be so strong when you're so OLD?!