Me: Those shorts don't match with that shirt. There's a pair of plain orange shorts in your drawer, though. Please go change.
C: Momma, you can't make me. I have my own life.
Me: Okay, then. Let me post a photo of you, in that outfit, making your "I have my own life face," on Facebook.
C: Okay, but let me go change first!
(Is this a win or a fail? The world will never know!)
