C: Momma, can I please live with you forever?
Me: Well, you can stay with me for as long as you want. But one day you might have a husband, and he will probably have different ideas about where to live.
C: Oh. Momma, where do you find a husband, anyway? Do you go where all the stray men wander around and just pick one?
I went to my husband's office to look for resources for a paper H is writing. While there, I found a parenting book I'd enjoyed while H&J were little, so I decided to bring it home. H asked C to carry it.
C: What's this book?
Me: Oh, it's a book that helps kids who have trouble with being bad to learn to be good.
C: Oh! So it will make you into a good mom?!
Yep. That's one way to look at it, I suppose.