Sunday, November 27, 2016

Matchmaker, Matchmaker...

C: Momma, can I please live with you forever?

Me: Well, you can stay with me for as long as you want. But one day you might have a husband, and he will probably have different ideas about where to live.

C: Oh. Momma, where do you find a husband, anyway? Do you go where all the stray men wander around and just pick one?

Friday, September 23, 2016

She Takes Cooking Seriously

C was getting ready to grate a block of mozzarella.

Me:  The grater is sharp going down, but not sharp going up.
C:  So I need to be careful!
Me:  Yes, sometimes I cut myself.
C:  Oh!  And if I cut myself, I'd have to go to the hospital!
Me:  Well, no...but we'd need to find something to cover the cut with and it would definitely bleed.
C:  Oh. ... Momma, I'd better pray before I do this.