C was getting ready to grate a block of mozzarella.
Me: The grater is sharp going down, but not sharp going up.
C: So I need to be careful!
Me: Yes, sometimes I cut myself.
C: Oh! And if I cut myself, I'd have to go to the hospital!
Me: Well, no...but we'd need to find something to cover the cut with and it would definitely bleed.
C: Oh. ... Momma, I'd better pray before I do this.