We were sitting in the sand at the beach when C made a parenting suggestion.
C: So, Momma, I’ve been reading about reverse phisycology.
Me: You mean reverse psychology?
C: Yes! Reverse psychology! I had a thought.
Me: What is it?
C: Well, you really should use reverse psychology on ME!
To my credit, I am now certain that I’ve thoroughly mastered the straight face!