Are You There, God?

C:  Look, Momma!!  I found my MICROPHONE!!

Me:  Even though I'm a pastor's wife, sometimes I wonder if there is a God.

Bad Examples

Irony:  Charis doesn't like Ramona books (or Junie B. Jones, Clementine, Ivy & Bean, or Judy Moody) because they do bad things and she doesn't want to read about that.