Saturday, August 30, 2014
Cutting Edge Ideas
Self Control
Thursday, August 28, 2014
She’s From Yew Nork
Setting the table for our hotdog and hamburger dinner, C carries out the ketchup and mustard, then asks, "Do we need the mayonnaise?"
"I like it on my burger," I answer.
"Oh! And how about the rill delish?"
Wednesday, August 27, 2014
A Time For War, A Time For Peace
As C and J play happily together all morning, I prepare my school calendar and wonder, "Why on earth couldn't they get along so well for any of the 2,000 minutes they spent together in the car last week?"
Friday, August 22, 2014
Detained in the Parking Lot
PSA: If you leave fruit snacks in the car on a hot Missouri day, the packet contents will melt and provide huge amounts of entertainment for a mischievous child whose parents are too distracted to pay close attention.
Nest up: Welch’s Makeup Tips!
Tuesday, August 19, 2014
Urgent!
One highlight of the trip: after 358 miles, C decided she had an urgent wedgie.
C: Pull over! Pull over! I have a wedgie!
Me: H will help you with that.
H: Pick up your leg so I can pull fabric from the side.
C: No, H! A wedgie is in the MIDDLE!
Entire family: DUH, H!
Sunday, August 10, 2014
What C is for
Me: Oh! I forgot to eat breakfast!
C: Well, Momma, I'll tell you what. On our way to church, we can stop by Dunkin Donuts and you can get some C-O-F-F-E-E!!
She can spell coffee. Looks like I'm raising her right!