Honesty Is Not Always The Best Policy

C is finishing up the thank you cards from her birthday presents.  A few people gave her money, so she wrote, "Thank you for the wonderful card full of blessings!" inside.  I was a little proud of her clever choice of wording there.

Then it was time to write a card to two little boys, who had also given money.  Apparently she thought her former words were too flowery.  In this one she decided to write, "Thank you for the wonderful present.  I love cash!"

Fortunately, she loudly announces everything she writes, so I was able to stop her.

When You’re REALLY Old

 C:  What does deteriorate mean?

Me:  To wear down slowly over time.

C:  Oh...so like when I can't run as fast as I did when I was 6 or 7?

Me:  Hah!  No!  Much older than that!

C:  Oh!  Like 15 or 16, then!

Truly Happy

 C, who gets a Happy Meal from McDonald's every month or so, is SUPER EXCITED.

Why?

Because the company prints the next toy to be released on the bottom of the Happy Meal boxes.  The next toy will be

BOOKS!!!!!!!!