Friday, November 30, 2012

More Bedtime Prayers...

C: Heav'nly Father, thank You for my Squinkies. And help me stop being bad...What else should I pray?
Me: Please heal Mrs. J and Mrs. L...
C: Please heal Mrs. J and Mrs. L...
Me: And help us want to be like You.
C: And help everyone to be like me! Amen!

Thursday, November 29, 2012

Just Do It!


C and her big brother, J, are doing their cardio workouts together.

J (panting): This...is...hard!
C: This...is...hard!
J: Just...keep...going!
C: Just...keep...going!
J: This is...no...trivial...matter!
C: No...trivial...matter!

What are they doing? Well, J is riding a stationary bike. And C is riding a rocking horse. LOL!!

Wednesday, November 28, 2012

So Very Sweet

Daddy, tucking her in: You're my sweetheart!
Charis: Yes! I am your sweetheart! I'm EVERYONE's sweetheart!

Expanding the Vocabulary

Oh, great. Now she's made up her own word.
Me: Stop pulling my hair.
C: Buttever. Butt. Ever. Buttever! Hahahahaha!

To Care Or Not To Care...

It's quiet. Very quiet. Suspiciously quiet. I don't care. It's been a mischief-heavy day. 
Oh, wait! I might care!
Me: C!! What are you doing?
C: Putting your cherry lipstick on my fingers!
Yeah. I guess I care.

A Friend In Need

J has a Hot Wheels car, and C has a little duck. The duck is chasing the car.
J: If you don't stop chasing me, I'll call the cops!
C (holding pretend phone to ear): Helloooooo, cops! How are you today?
With the day she is having today, I'd say it would be a VERY good idea for her to befriend the police.

Blessed Sleep

After being up a few times in the night, C is feeling much better today. No fever or lethargy. Instead, we have timeouts, being sent to bed, and "I love you when you make me chocolate milk."
Thank the Lord for good health. Maybe I'll slip her some Benadryl later, just for good measure.

Tuesday, November 27, 2012

What's In A Name: Take III

She got a My Little Pony for being so unbelievably good at the pediatrician this morning. 

C: I have Rainbow Rash!
Me: Her name is Rainbow DASH.
C: Shoot.

Friday, November 23, 2012

Hiding

Me: C? Where are you?
C: Over here!
Me: What are you doing?
C: Just hiding in this corner. I'm not doing anything.
Me: But why are you hiding?
C: Because J was fastistrated at me. So I am hiding here quietly.

Tuesday, November 6, 2012

What's In A Name? (Take II)


C has a sweet pink baby doll she got for her first birthday.  The doll has twinkly blue eyes and wears a pink velour outfit.

She named the baby Rocco.

Me:  Why did you name her Rocco?
C:  Because she loves to rock!

Dude.

It's a sight better than all her other toys, though.  Their names are Bear, Bunny, Ducky, Monkey...