Me: What's all this "Don't tell Momma" stuff? C: Well...I was not good. Me: It's always better to tell me yourself instead of waiting for someone else to tell me. C: Okay. I colored on the wall again. But I AM SORRY! Me: Well, I forgive you, but you'll have to clean it off. C: Awwwwwwwwwwh!! DIGNITY!!