Me: What's all this "Don't tell Momma" stuff?
C: Well...I was not good.
Me: It's always better to tell me yourself instead of waiting for someone else to tell me.
C: Okay. I colored on the wall again. But I AM SORRY!
Me: Well, I forgive you, but you'll have to clean it off.
C: Awwwwwwwwwwh!! DIGNITY!!