Me: C, come here.
C (walks to me): Yeah?
Me: I just wanted to tell you how proud I am of you. You've learned to speak nicely, and you also learned how to clean up after yourself. Good job!
C: And now I will go away.
Me: Huh? Where?
C (pointing over her shoulder): There. In that closet. And I'll never come back.
Me: But I will miss you!
C (turning): Goodbye!
And yes, she went into the closet and closed the door.