Miscommunication

The kind of day I'm having:

Me: Don't do that!

C: I won't! (Does it again.)

Me: I told you not to do that! Did you hear me?

C: Yes.

Me: Then why did you do it?

C: I didn't WANT to hear-ed you!

Some time later...

Me: Don't hit!

C: Okay. (Hits again.)

Me: What did I say?

C: Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah!