Eight Slices

 C:  Momma!  What are you making?

Me:  Pizza.

C:  Pizza?  For me?

Me:  Yes, you may have some.

C:  But, Momma, is pizza good for our bodies?

Me:  Yes, it's pretty good for us.  Not the best, but not bad.

C:  Oh.  And is it good for octopuses' bodies?

Me: ???