Swabbie

C:  Momma, I'm noticing that the mop is taller than I am!
Me:  It sure is!
<C brings the mop into the dining room>
Me:  Please take that back to the kitchen.
C:  Oh.
Me:  What would I do with a mop in my dining room?
C:  Hmmmm…<looks down at the carpet>…be worried!