C has my cell phone.
C: Hey Momma, it looks like Mrs. H****** called and left a message. I'll give you the phone to call her back when I finish my game.
...a little later…
C: Oh! Mrs. W******* texted you. Want me to read it to you?
Me: No, just give me the phone.
C: No! I need to finish this level first!
C (shining a bright light in my eyes): Look, Mommy! Hee hee! (Click)
It's a little weird to have my not-quite-4-year-old using my phone better than I do!