The Nose Of The Beholder

C: Bad J! Don't call me a stinker!
Me: Come here, C! I'll smell you.
(C runs over and is thoroughly sniffed.)
Me: Nope! You smell just fine to me!
C: Oh! Let me smell you, Momma!
(Sniff, sniff, sniff)
C: You smell like a stinker to me!