From The Back Seat Of The Car

C: No!! Bad J! Not nice not nice not nice!!! Stop it, J!
Me: What's he doing?
C: He looking at the plane I looking at! Not nice!

Sometime later, after a trip through the Dunkin Donuts drive-thru:

C: No, no, no! You can't have it! Go away!
Me: What is it now?
C: He asking me for a bite of my chocolate doughnut! No, no, no! Bad J!
Me: He shares food with you all the time!
C: No bite for you, J. <pause> Momma?
Me: Yes?
C: You wanna bite of my chocolate doughnut?