I now remember why I decided, early on, not to hand out band-aids to kids who didn't really need them.
Her Dictatorship has a tiny scratch on her tiny pinky toe. The wailing and gnashing of teeth that resulted upon discovery of the scratch was only alleviated by a band-aid (recommended by a compassionate but naive older sibling). As a result, I've spent a ridiculous amount of time this evening putting a completely unnecessary bandaid on an almost completely healthy pinky toe, only to have it fall off within three minutes.
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